Marcel Proust, a French novelist, decided to analyze his own psyche by answering 20 simple questions, intended to reveal a person’s innermost thoughts. As featured in every monthly issue of Vanity Fair Magazine, Hoya3ni will publish a member of the GU-Q community’s answers to a few of the questions from the infamous “Proust Questionnaire” on a bi-weekly basis!
For our first questionnaire, we are revealing the inner workings of the mind of our very own Dean Brendan Hill!
For our first questionnaire, we are revealing the inner workings of the mind of our very own Dean Brendan Hill!
1.What is your idea of perfect happiness?
A:Living free
2.What is your greatest fear?
A:Irrelevance
3. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
A: Cassandra, from Greek mythology. She’s a seer of the future that’s always right but she’s cursed; everything she says always comes true but no one ever believes her because of the curse.
4. Which living person do you most admire?
A: Jimmy Carter
5. What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
A: Impatience
6. What is the trait you most deplore in others?
A: Indecision
7. What is your greatest extravagance?
A: Rugs! Rugs! Rugs!
8. On what occasion do you lie?
A: When telling the truth would offend somebody unnecessarily
9. What do you dislike most about your appearance?
A: My weight
10. When and where were you happiest?
A: Hawaii in the 80s
11. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
A: Nothing
12. If you could change one thing about your family, what would it be?
A: We’d live closer together
13. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
A: Almost going the whole day without insulting Dr. Crist to his face
14. If you died and came back as a person or thing, who or what do you think it would be?
A: A zealously liberal movie star.
15. What is your most treasured possession?
A: My father’s rosary
16. What do you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
A: Self-loathing
17. Who are your heroes in real life?
A: My mother because she raised 4 children by herself
18. What is it that you most dislike?
A: Intolerance
19. How would you like to die?
A: Quietly, and painlessly
20. What is your motto?
A: I’ve gotta frame that pig!